I’ve had it. I'm done. I am so done.
This is the last straw. I’m at my limit. I can't take this anymore.
Fuck Disney.
Fuck Hollywood.
Fuck the trendy franchise addition.
Fuck the obsession with cinematic universes.
Fuck the corporate capitalist cult that strangles creativity in the name of profit.
Fuck
Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
And fuck me for feeding money to this detestable beast.
... Feel free to keep count of how many times I curse in this post. It's one of those, people, so strap in tight. This rant-review hybrid is not for the faint of heart.
Spoilers, because I have succumbed to the power of the Dark Side, consequences be damned.