05 February 2011

February Suckage: STRIKE ONE

Pardon my extreme French, but...

WHAT... THE... F#&%?!?????????!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&^%$%&^&??????!!!!!!

February is already a bad enough month with nasty red hearts and Cupids flying everywhere, AS WELL AS Justina Beaver's pointless Never Say Never 3D barf fest, but THIS TOO???????!!!!!!!!! The thought of this is horrible enough... BUT I have to sit through the Super Bowl to see this blizzard-hurricane-cyclone-tsunami-tornado-supernova monstrosity of a commercial.

The last thing I needed was to watch any sport on TV for several hours and have the dumbest commercials in the universe to play. Now I have to suffer through this. TT-TT

Dear superior being who created the world (if you exist), wether you are God, a goddess, a bunch of gods/goddesses, or even if it's the devil himself.... PLEASE. When I see this commercial, I hope it is not as retarded as it sounds. A long-reigning heavy metal god AND a two-year tween pop shrimp IN ONE COMMERCIAL is like mixing lemonade, pure sodium, vodka, and cyanide cocktail of death.

Once again, my hope in humanity is continuing to diminish at an alarming rate...

If you don't like football (like myself,) don't plan to watch the Super Bowl, or live in another country and is lucky enough to have no live access to this.... I ENVY YOU ALL.

Now excuse me, I must go into my emo corner, harvest mushrooms, and keep myself from blowing up my copy of Scream and my respect for Ozzy...

3 comments:

Tenebris In Lux said...

Thankfully, I don't have cable TV. But I do stream some shows.

Beaver was also on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart -_-

What has this world come to??

Corrie said...

Lol, Fangirl! As usual your many quotable lines leave me laughing. But I agree, what were Ozzy and Bieber (or Beaver) doing together in a commerical??? Very strange. :p Plus, I agree with you, most of the commericals weren't even that funny, or entertaining at that. Last year's commericals were a lot better. But...oh well. Enjoyed your post as always! Glad to see you back on Blogger. :D

Rodster said...

Fangirl, you crack me up....

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